What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 12:32

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Octopussy
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What a list actors/ actresses are notorious for being jerks in real life?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.